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Work funny quotes

Funny quotes about work for a short break at the office or for lunch break.You can tell these funny quotes to your boss,maybe he will increase your salary!

The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the credit.

Work is for people who don't know how to play golf.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.

The work has created man, but neither laziness did not kill anybody.

There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.
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The best funny quotes

All funny quotes are full of humor,but some of them will make you laugh out loud.Does no matter what is the subject,life quotes or funny quotes about marriage or funny quotes about work,you'll have a great time reading few of the best funny quotes.

Fat kids are harder to kidnap.

Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.

If evolution is fact, why do mothers only have two hands?

Sex is not the answer. "Yes" is the answer.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles.
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Funny quotes for Facebook profile

Surprise your Facebook friends!Make a funny Facebook profile with funny quotes!

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