Here are the best short funny quotes and really funny quotes and sayings.These quotes are short so very easy to remember and funny to make you laugh.Please feel free to submit your new funny quotes in comments.
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Fat kids are harder to kidnap.
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.
If evolution is fact, why do mothers only have two hands?
Sex is not the answer. "Yes" is the answer.
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